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Why can’t Marcel handle the exceptions

im gayh

tfw ur exceptions are handled

bird on a skateboard

From: Tiko at 2016-09-05 08:54:01
rip

errorlinks

bird on a skateboard
bird on a skateboard
bird on a skateboard

it’s down again

bird on a skateboard

good night sweet prince

bird on a skateboard

I did it Tiko

Diamond Dog

From: typhy at 2017-10-04 19:50:51
I did it Tiko

hell yeah

bird on a skateboard

LINKS 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻

weavile

From: weavile at 2017-10-04 20:03:12
LINKS 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻

welcome

bird on a skateboard

hello world

bird on a skateboard

This is bullshit!!!!

Hi tiko

Make Me A Mod

hello

bird on a skateboard

exceptions

bird on a skateboard

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shitpost cat

wtf thats not a blankpost

shitpost cat

sandy hook was a false flag

bird on a skateboard

ETI is dead

rip

bird on a skateboard

From: Zeb at 2017-10-05 15:38:30
ETI is dead

shitpost cat

goodnight sweet prince

bird on a skateboard
Make Me A Mod

i need this

push me to the edge eti is dead

From: Tiko :-) at 2016-09-14 12:46:09
tfw ur exceptions are handled

i bet you don’t even have exceptions

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bird on skateboard
typhy

rip eti

eats bugs lolz

From: rodentplant at 2018-01-03 18:05:16
rip eti

Im gay

Edited by Man Im Doofi at 2019-08-22 00:34:062019-08-22 00:34
Wanderer

eti is down

trapped in the zohar
Ese Pinche Cabron

Can’t even connect to the server, maybe this really is the end.

Ese Pinche Cabron

Ese Pinche Cabron

is it this

is it over

im going to fucking kill myself

White Kanye

this is so fucked up

i dont know what to do. what if it’s really gone. oh my god.

White Kanye

I never thought i’d see the day. It’s been an absolute honor to post with you lads over the years

Edited by iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 22:18:082019-09-14 22:18

murder suicide pact? i don’t think i can pull the trigger but i’ll want to die

ive been a lueser since 2001

what the fuck am i going to do now

my only friends are on eti

White Kanye

ETI still lives on through us my dude. It wasn’t a websight, it was a dream and we finally woke up.

does code kermit still exist i had an account there at one point

this isn’t happening

THIS ISNT FUCKING HAPPENING

yolo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yolo

marcel is probably in some remote paradise island with his kawaii fiancee and has no idea the turmoil we are in

There are currently 5 people code kermiting

oh does not that not work here tiko

From: dylar at 2019-09-14 22:23:50
marcel is probably in some remote paradise island with his kawaii fiancee and has no idea the turmoil we are in

remember last time when he almost lost the server bcs of.. he forgot the password or something? but he remembered it? i forget the exact lore

fuck

i am freaking the fuck out

White Kanye

thread.zone is up

trapped in the zohar

i’ll start working on the dbz/linkin park ETI tribute AMV

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 22:25:17
i’ll start working on the dbz/linkin park ETI tribute AMV

trapped in the zohar

lmao i vaguely remember.. was it the boot password? jesus it’s insane how much of my brain space is devoted to LL/eti

where were you……on 914

There are currently 7 people ETI IS DEAD, LONG LIVE ETI.

oh my god

i used eti as my image storing site

so many pics gone forever

i might just literally kms

White Kanye

pls dont kill yourself. its going to be okay chaos

is this because sabretooth retired

what did vahe do

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 22:25:55
where were you……on 914

RIP :*^( sweet prince

Ese Pinche Cabron

Marcel help

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 22:28:12
pls dont kill yourself. its going to be okay chaos

not going to kms but my life as ive known it is over

since early 2001. since i was 14 y.o. ive been a lueser this whole time, its all ive known

i have no idea how to move forward from this. even w my gf beside me ive never felt so alone

i dont use other social media or have friends its just always been LUE. i don’t even have anyones contact info outside of lue bcs i was always too afraid bcs i have social anxiety

White Kanye

fucking fix it tiko

Time for the great migration to sub par threadzone

Ese Pinche Cabron

From: Chaos at 2019-09-14 22:35:22

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 22:28:12
pls dont kill yourself. its going to be okay chaos

not going to kms but my life as ive known it is over

since early 2001. since i was 14 y.o. ive been a lueser this whole time, its all ive known

i have no idea how to move forward from this. even w my gf beside me ive never felt so alone

i dont use other social media or have friends its just always been LUE. i don’t even have anyones contact info outside of lue bcs i was always too afraid bcs i have social anxiety

i also have really bad social anxiety. Are you part of any of the discords?

I bet those discords sure are popping

i used to be but they kept changing servers and i havent posted there for a long time. so i dont really have access

White Kanye

From: Chaos at 2019-09-14 22:38:12
i used to be but they kept changing servers and i havent posted there for a long time. so i dont really have access

well….im not in jallas discord or anything BUT i am in the officially unofficial ETI discord and it has a TON of people from ETI that don’t really post in it so maybe through that discord you can get in touch with some people you knew and work from there

I’m going to kill myself

yolo

From: Mrmcgoogle at 2019-09-14 22:41:47
I’m going to kill myself

White Kanye

eti isn’t just actually going to be dead u idiots LG will fix it.

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 22:47:01
eti isn’t just actually going to be dead u idiots LG will fix it.

Source?

yolo

the fact LG always fixes it.

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 22:49:29
the fact LG always fixes it.

Until he doesn’t

yolo

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 22:49:29
the fact LG always fixes it.

except that one time when the server was down too and he almost didnt fix it bcs of some password hijinx

but i want to believe and you know more about computers than me. but i just hope you’re right

i just have a really bad feeling about this one.

White Kanye

wtf is going on ive just been in a discord slowly dying

stuck in a quandre

The End of the internet as we know it

Ese Pinche Cabron

lmfaoooo

How do I use this fucking website

I think lg will fix it

trapped in the zohar

crip walking on eti’s grave

Hey everyone marcel just posted in the eti discord. The server is down due to a technical issues but eti will be back by tonight. This is not a troll post.

yolo

I don’t trust a fucking mrmcgoogle

stuck in a quandre

hey ella

hey creepy weirdo

stuck in a quandre

bald head

not yet but getting there

stuck in a quandre

HEY YA PISSAHS

im still the main character of eti and i’ve been banned for months

based god you’ll be glad to know I channeled you earlier and told Jalla he was very low on the G Scale after he harbored pedo Squares on his lame discord

Low G Jalla

did you know someone made a topic about the fact you still log in daily lmao

stuck in a quandre

small d discord

trapped in the zohar

beats being a low t beta with a russian store bought wife

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:12:07
did you know someone made a topic about the fact you still log in daily lmao

this is bc safari just randomly turns my main links inti eti. ask chaos about this

lmao @ safari

trapped in the zohar

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:11:46
Low G Jalla

bitch

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:12:07
did you know someone made a topic about the fact you still log in daily lmao

that was me

From: wave existence at 2019-09-14 23:13:13
lmao @ safari

imagien being autistic enough to install a browser onto an iphone . oh wait eti

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:13:41

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:12:07
did you know someone made a topic about the fact you still log in daily lmao

that was me

still obsessed lmfaoo

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:14:06

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:13:41

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:12:07
did you know someone made a topic about the fact you still log in daily lmao

that was me

still obsessed lmfaoo

how can i not be

@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

I’m glad the gangs back together again

trapped in the zohar

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:15:57
glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

wtf

fuck you

yolo

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:15:57
glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

posts on thread zone

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:15:16
@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

pathetic

feel like im in some kind of nuclear fallout shelter

stuck in a quandre

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:17:00
feel like im in some kind of nuclear fallout shelter

at least it has a good mobile site

trapped in the zohar

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:16:41

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:15:57
glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

posts on thread zone

tiko is an international treasure

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:17:16

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:16:41

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:15:57
glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

posts on thread zone

tiko is an international treasure

hard agree

trapped in the zohar

f

Dizzy Angel

“marcel Today at 4:00 PM
it’s coming back. the data center accidentally unplugged it
that isn’t a joke, they actually did that”

so an update. It’ll be back soon.

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:17:45
“marcel Today at 4:00 PM
it’s coming back. the data center accidentally unplugged it
that isn’t a joke, they actually did that”

so an update. It’ll be back soon.

nice

trapped in the zohar

I never got to see Tiko in a skirt someone post this

is that really marcel though

stuck in a quandre

nevertheless i still made this
dbz linkinpark luelinks trivute amv.png

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:18:44
nevertheless i still made this
dbz linkinpark luelinks trivute amv.png

trapped in the zohar

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:18:38
is that really marcel though

it is

“marcel Today at 4:02 PM
it might be later today before it comes up though”

i should mention that he didnt specify exactly when it’d be back just that it would.

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stuck in a quandre

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:16:50

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:15:16
@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

pathetic

suggesting the [Gay Kids] tag

home is where the heart is…..ETI is my heart <3

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:22:12
5E5493C4-80BA-44DC-84BB-7680A4AB6CD0.jpeg

take me Home marcel

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:23:46

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:16:50

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:15:16
@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

pathetic

suggesting the [Gay Kids] tag

i understand why people think youre a creepy weirdo now i guess

dman mind really showed us all up here.

From: wave existence at 2019-09-14 23:13:13
lmao @ safari

Ese Pinche Cabron

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 23:25:11
dman mind really showed us all up here.

basedgod wins again

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:24:43

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:23:46

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:16:50

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:15:16
@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

pathetic

suggesting the [Gay Kids] tag

i understand why people think youre a creepy weirdo now i guess

yea I’m the creepy weirdo. Not you, harboring a legit kid groomer on your discord server. You’re even such a dumb bitch that you let him boss you around. Imagine being such a cuck. Btw, what’s your fat arse wife doing rn?

can we please not

stuck in a quandre

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:25:45

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:24:43

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:23:46

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:16:50

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:15:16
@ Low G Jalla: How is your small D discord going? Is Squares gonna make a move on some underage kids? Give us the deets!

pathetic

suggesting the [Gay Kids] tag

i understand why people think youre a creepy weirdo now i guess

yea I’m the creepy weirdo. Not you, harboring a legit kid groomer on your discord server. You’re even such a dumb bitch that you let him boss you around. Imagine being such a cuck. Btw, what’s your fat arse wife doing rn?

lmao dude

eti is down

Ultimate Prankster

does marcel think this is some kind of f*cking joke

post her nudes again

im sorry youre hurt, bud

From: oops at 2019-09-14 23:26:47
does marcel think this is some kind of f*cking joke

I think the data centre that accidentally unplugged his server thinks it’s a joke LMAO. holy shit that’s so insane tho

Chad data center

trapped in the zohar

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:27:06
im sorry youre hurt, bud

so, so very hurt. I really wanted to hang out on the pedo groomer discord

This topic is the reason I created this account.

I'm gay

Also where is the little plus button in the lower right?

I'm gay

Pony gang runs this sight

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:27:52

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:27:06
im sorry youre hurt, bud

so, so very hurt. I really wanted to hang out on the pedo groomer discord

im sure almond will accept you on his

From: 田最 環 at 2019-09-14 23:28:35
Pony gang runs this sight

game on gamer

From: Tombo at 2019-09-14 23:28:28
Also where is the little plus button in the lower right?

redundant w/ the bottom left box always being open.

I’m gonna post some hot babes soon so we can all at least have a little eye candy during these trying times. If you believe anything about anything believe that I’ll come through on this

Ultimate Prankster

can’t believe I can’t even turn off avatars on the therad zone

Why would you ever turn avatars off

Posting at work.

I'm gay

I know I have a reputation as the ultimate prankster and I promote that but I’m being honest. I will post hot babes soon. I will not let you down.

Ultimate Prankster

avatars are fuckin lame

Trying to keep the connection with other users to a minimum

I'm gay

Why does this post automatically when I press enter?

And this post it fucking doesn’t?

I'm gay

I’m going to post the N word

wait it’s
shift enter

I'm gay

Is the N word Noob?

Ultimate Prankster

Where is SSJMike? I’m really surprised he’s not here.

Yoooooohoooooo? Mikey?

From: Tombo at 2019-09-14 23:32:37
Why does this post automatically when I press enter?

And this post it fucking doesn’t?

this was frustrating for me. So idk how you typically space your posts but i usually hit shift + enter to create a new line of text. In most message boards this works fine but in the thread zone it causes you to post the message.

so if you want to space your text, you need to only hit enter and nothing else i believe.

come home mike

trapped in the zohar

Where’s that rich piece of shit. Did he hack his own site to make it look like Myspace like a piece of shit?

Ultimate Prankster

From: Mrmcgoogle at 2019-09-14 23:16:26

From: based dog at 2019-09-14 23:15:57
glad your bullshit secret club for failed adults is dead continue being obsessively empty miscreant outcasts with nothing to live for

wtf

fuck you

lmfao amazing exchange

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:34:57

From: Tombo at 2019-09-14 23:32:37
Why does this post automatically when I press enter?

And this post it fucking doesn’t?

this was frustrating for me. So idk how you typically space your posts but i usually hit shift + enter to create a new line of text. In most message boards this works fine but in the thread zone it causes you to post the message.

so if you want to space your text, you need to only hit enter and nothing else i believe.

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:34:57

From: Tombo at 2019-09-14 23:32:37
Why does this post automatically when I press enter?

And this post it fucking doesn’t?

this was frustrating for me. So idk how you typically space your posts but i usually hit shift + enter to create a new line of text. In most message boards this works fine but in the thread zone it causes you to post the message.

so if you want to space your text, you need to only hit enter and nothing else i believe.

yeah this was it

I'm gay

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:36:20
Where’s that rich piece of shit. Did he hack his own site to make it look like Myspace like a piece of shit?

Talking about Marcel of course and not Michael..

Ultimate Prankster

tbf, there’s like 15 p eople reading this thread. That’s like the entirety of our wsight

I'm gay

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:37:04

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:36:20
Where’s that rich piece of shit. Did he hack his own site to make it look like Myspace like a piece of shit?

Talking about Marcel of course and not Michael..

Michael is very far from rich

hes rich in spirit

trapped in the zohar

this is literal social engineering by tiko and llamaguy to see if we’ll migrate here so he can shut down the sight. this is like mkultra. don’t trust tiko. tiko must hand the reins of the bad thread zone over to me.

Ultimate Prankster

I’ve gone to a bar to drink and when I’m done eti better be back up

stuck in a quandre

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-14 23:39:39
I’ve gone to a bar to drink and when I’m done eti better be back up

or else what?

trapped in the zohar

If you call based god a pedophile on the thread zone will he threaten to sue Tiko

lets find out

I’m craving a lobstah roll right now. Might hit up the best nightclub in New England for that shit but I won’t use an accent while I’m ordering we don’t have those here

Ultimate Prankster

Is Eti up yet? this doesn’t feel right

I'm gay

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:39:58
If you call based god a pedophile on the thread zone will he threaten to sue Tiko

international pedo lawsuit

trapped in the zohar

tombo you were the yeti making that crab manga right?
that owned

Based god why are you sexually attracted to children

Is that why you hang out on the thread zone with the ponies and timelady

based god should hang out on low G scale Jalla’s small d discord with Squares and they can prey on kids together

i hate that discord is siphoning off eti traffic

From: dylar at 2019-09-14 23:44:49
i hate that discord is siphoning off eti traffic

same

trapped in the zohar

From: dylar at 2019-09-14 23:44:49
i hate that discord is siphoning off eti traffic

it’s gay and all the gay kids will make the news

It’s not discord is complementary to eti

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:43:41
Based god why are you sexually attracted to children

im gayvey

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:45:38
It’s not discord is complementary to eti

thats what all low g & t small d discord users say

trapped in the zohar

idk when stuff like this happens, discord is super useful and good for keeping in contact with people

From: 田最 環 at 2019-09-14 23:28:35
Pony gang runs this sight

how tf is this guy’s user id ‘snarfoogle’

Ultimate Prankster

From: wave existence at 2019-09-14 23:46:21

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:45:38
It’s not discord is complementary to eti

thats what all low g & t small d discord users say

can confirm, since this is something i would say

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:46:27
idk when stuff like this happens, discord is super useful and good for keeping in contact with people
yet here we all are on thread.zone

trapped in the zohar

is there an all zones+all threads button somewhere?

thats an thread zone prime feature

trapped in the zohar

Do you need an optometrist jalla

i THINK those things are separate for now

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:48:17
Do you need an optometrist jalla

the all threads button is just for the zone youre in rn

From: wave existence at 2019-09-14 23:48:15
thats an thread zone prime feature

Imagine not pledging to the TZ patreon

From: 田最 環 at 2019-09-14 23:50:06

From: wave existence at 2019-09-14 23:48:15
thats an thread zone prime feature

Imagine not pledging to the TZ patreon

patreon is for pedos

trapped in the zohar

Yooooohoooooooo? Squares????

i tried getting back to the zone portal but i got directed to a thread list? and i clicked on a thread and it said i have to go to zone. but the only way you can get to zones are through gateways. so the gateway had three options and two of them were threads. the closed thread wasn’t an option but the subscription to the zone i needed to get to required that i get to a private gateway first. either a topic or a gateway or i had to make. anyway i can’t figure out which zone i’m supposed to be in

Edited by The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:51:472019-09-14 23:51
Ultimate Prankster

if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

Ultimate Prankster

i love fucking voting on shit it makes me feel like god

Ultimate Prankster

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:55:12
if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

mods ban this man

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:55:30

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:55:12
if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

mods ban this man

Ese Pinche Cabron

the only reason democracy works is because everyone wants to feel like they’re the big man who calls the shot instead of letting the guy trained from childhood to do it

Ultimate Prankster

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:55:12
if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

1566284026720.jpg

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-14 23:56:24

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:55:12
if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

1566284026720.jpg

the other card has the n-word on it

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-14 23:55:30

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:55:12
if we’re gonna have a new sight we should make it like reddit

mods ban this man

are screamers allowed on this sight?

Ultimate Prankster

There are no rules while ETI is unplugged

idk y dont u ask ur mom XMFD

so when do we set our homepages to this blue websight

im sorry, i feel bad. i was kidding. i hope your mom is doing okay pee pee guy C=

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:57:50
idk y dont u ask ur mom XMFD

My mom is a corporate lawyer who makes $175k a year, lol. I think you’ve confused my mom with yours.

Ultimate Prankster

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:58:26

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:57:50
idk y dont u ask ur mom XMFD

My mom is a corporate lawyer who makes $175k a year, lol. I think you’ve confused my mom with yours.

fcku u pusheen reaction.jpg

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:25:25

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 23:25:11
dman mind really showed us all up here.

basedgod wins again

tiko get charged a nickel for every post

Grand Parent Am Not Allow .

Hey I’m based god I’m posting from Hahvahd Yahd with a lobstah roll without an accent in the hottest nightclub in New England?

Ultimate Prankster

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:42:26
tombo you were the yeti making that crab manga right?
that owned

yes and thank you. It’s relatively dead now after my last two pages

I'm gay

From: Tombo at 2019-09-15 00:01:11

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:42:26
tombo you were the yeti making that crab manga right?
that owned

yes and thank you. It’s relatively dead now after my last two pages

u should link it so i can find it when ETI is finally back up

wait….u cant….but when it IS back up….THEN link it

let’s all agree here that if marcel chooses not to rehabilitate the sight that we’ll hunt him down like the kill bill assassins until he relents

Ultimate Prankster

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:46:27
idk when stuff like this happens, discord is super useful and good for keeping in contact with people

do I even want to keep in contact w/ people. i just like eti.

eti is dead

long live the thread zone

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:59:02

From: The Pee Pee Guy at 2019-09-14 23:58:26

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:57:50
idk y dont u ask ur mom XMFD

My mom is a corporate lawyer who makes $175k a year, lol. I think you’ve confused my mom with yours.

fcku u pusheen reaction.jpg

that was a copypasta i was reconstructing from memory… all our memes are oral traditions now like homeric legends

Ultimate Prankster

I bet based god has some sweet pippi longstockings pigtails in

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-15 00:03:34

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-14 23:46:27
idk when stuff like this happens, discord is super useful and good for keeping in contact with people

do I even want to keep in contact w/ people. i just like eti.

my liege, i would sincerely miss your posting

is it not back yet

stuck in a quandre

doesn’t look like it

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 00:09:43
is it not back yet

god this is so fucked up but it is sort of romantic. we’re just stranded here on this websight and we gotta decide if we’re gonna repopulate..

Ultimate Prankster

It’s up, use https

lmao

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-15 00:11:47
It’s up, use https

Holy shit hallelujah. Cya suckers

Ultimate Prankster

hmm.

riot (neon) riot

From: Tiko at 2016-09-14 20:38:08
errorlinks

it is not up

riot (neon) riot

Make sure you have two forward slashes after https or else it won’t work

that’s amazing, it’s lie

riot (neon) riot

eti’s up guys

what the fuck kinda losers think they’re funny by lying about it being up

ur not

ur not funny

tiko you need to add 😂 to the emoji list

From: Lyra at 2019-09-14 23:28:58

From: 田最 環 at 2019-09-14 23:28:35
Pony gang runs this sight

Dizzy Angel

Does thread zone have webm support

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-15 00:25:47

might as well post some memes while we wait

How do you make the sound work

you cant….something about mods being accepted every few years or whatever that copy pasta was

The last one I posted needs sound to be funny

Ronnie Loss CAD.png

Tiko you couldn’t even do webm support right

anyone got the latest news on that marine killing those 2 kids.

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-15 00:27:19

what the deuce

Ese Pinche Cabron

shut the fuck up, wtf that’s incredible

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-15 00:35:03
anyone got the latest news on that marine killing those 2 kids.

that kid’s name? eti

Ultimate Prankster

damnit “Valdez”!

riot (neon) riot

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-15 00:39:05

holy shit lmfao I remember this movie what was it called again?

Ese Pinche Cabron

Curado de espantos

can someone i want to talk to post please

stuck in a quandre

I’m posting

I’d post-I need to game-I’ll stream it if you want to hear FF12

riot (neon) riot

ok

stuck in a quandre

why would you make your name something other than your eti username here

stuck in a quandre

because i made my eti username different on eti so i put my original name under my avatar and then put neon inside it

duh? it felt like a cool title

riot (neon) riot

oh ok

stuck in a quandre

am i someone u would want to talk 2

LLonely saturday yetis?

trapped in the zohar

sure and yes

stuck in a quandre

aww

i watered my plant twice today because i woke up late and it’d gotten dry

riot (neon) riot

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

how goes the bar? did you go to a bar? i feel like you talked about going to a bar?

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:50:16

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

was it that one guitar girl?

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:26
how goes the bar? did you go to a bar? i feel like you talked about going to a bar?

yeah it was fine just a neighborhood bar had a bier and a hummus plate lmao

stuck in a quandre

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:48

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:50:16

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

was it that one guitar girl?

yes we actually ended up going out on a really cute date & willow smith even commented on it but then she ghosted me for band chads after inviting me to periphery

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

trapped in the zohar

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:53:12

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

I’m using an amalgamation of stuff I’ve read but I’m going off hydration percentages

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 00:52:37

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:26
how goes the bar? did you go to a bar? i feel like you talked about going to a bar?

yeah it was fine just a neighborhood bar had a bier and a hummus plate lmao

are you already back? that seemed super quick or are you still there? also are you now tipsy?

went to get some bier from store and now drinking at home

stuck in a quandre

feel like going to bed and it’s 6pm

stuck in a quandre

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:55:28

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:53:12

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

I’m using an amalgamation of stuff I’ve read but I’m going off hydration percentages

fancy how do you know hydration percents

trapped in the zohar

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:52:44

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:48

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:50:16

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

was it that one guitar girl?

yes we actually ended up going out on a really cute date & willow smith even commented on it but then she ghosted me for band chads after inviting me to periphery

were they just her friends? or do you really think she straight up ditched you to hook up with other people? or idk is she just hanging out with them?

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:52:44

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:48

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:50:16

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

was it that one guitar girl?

yes we actually ended up going out on a really cute date & willow smith even commented on it but then she ghosted me for band chads after inviting me to periphery

Yea this all definitely happened

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 00:57:24
feel like going to bed and it’s 6pm

you’d get up early and you might get a lot of good sleep. Sleeping owns so fucking hard. Maybe chill, relax and watch some netflix or youtube

Eti is up

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-15 00:18:39
what the fuck kinda losers think they’re funny by lying about it being up

ur not

ur not funny

riot (neon) riot

I’m amused and that’s all that matters

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:57:24

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:55:28

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:53:12

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

I’m using an amalgamation of stuff I’ve read but I’m going off hydration percentages

fancy how do you know hydration percents

with a gram scale, which you can also use to measure cocaine if I was still into that.

It’s the measure of all of your other ingredients to the amount of flour you use, which is always 100%. A typical baguette is around 65% hydration. So I had like 430g flour to 270g water and 8g salt and 8g yeast

someone help

Bewitching

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 01:02:01

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:57:24

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:55:28

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:53:12

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

I’m using an amalgamation of stuff I’ve read but I’m going off hydration percentages

fancy how do you know hydration percents

with a gram scale, which you can also use to measure cocaine if I was still into that.

It’s the measure of all of your other ingredients to the amount of flour you use, which is always 100%. A typical baguette is around 65% hydration. So I had like 430g flour to 270g water and 8g salt and 8g yeast

you have a scale?

trapped in the zohar

im here for u 019, what do u need help with

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 01:02:45
im here for u 019, what do u need help with

I have no LL and I must scream

Bewitching

From: 019 at 2019-09-15 01:03:11

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 01:02:45
im here for u 019, what do u need help with

I have no LL and I must scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

riot (neon) riot

Clock Spider is this an actual example of Russian work ethic

who doesn’t have a scale

stuck in a quandre

how will user icelight make his warioware game now

Bewitching

i have no such device. lucky i have a coffee maker and a rice cooker

riot (neon) riot

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:57:42

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:52:44

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:50:48

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 00:50:16

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

the only person i wanna hang out with ghosted me for rockstar band chads then texted me the next dat

was it that one guitar girl?

yes we actually ended up going out on a really cute date & willow smith even commented on it but then she ghosted me for band chads after inviting me to periphery

were they just her friends? or do you really think she straight up ditched you to hook up with other people? or idk is she just hanging out with them?

idk she told me she only fux her bf

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 01:02:41

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 01:02:01

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:57:24

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:55:28

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:53:12

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 00:51:48

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 00:49:06
LLonely saturday yetis?

I just made some baguettes

got a good recipe

I’m using an amalgamation of stuff I’ve read but I’m going off hydration percentages

fancy how do you know hydration percents

with a gram scale, which you can also use to measure cocaine if I was still into that.

It’s the measure of all of your other ingredients to the amount of flour you use, which is always 100%. A typical baguette is around 65% hydration. So I had like 430g flour to 270g water and 8g salt and 8g yeast

you have a scale?

a g scale, yes

fuck that this entire posting sequence was set up

From: DaveBurzum at 2019-09-15 01:03:39
Clock Spider is this an actual example of Russian work ethic


lmao

From: based dog at 2019-09-15 01:06:39
fuck that this entire posting sequence was set up

my g-scale goes to 0.1g

From: 019 at 2019-09-15 01:03:11

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 01:02:45
im here for u 019, what do u need help with

I have no LL and I must scream

Ultimate Prankster

sad

someone send a drone to llamaguy’s house

Ultimate Prankster

so like is this the new site what even is this site

Eti is back not joking this time

just the formata nd color scheme is somehow comforting to me in this trying times

WE HAVE A response from the eti server

tiko it’s time to ban him.

dave….when ETI comes back, im going to give you the most powerful bad token i have

The server is running I did not say anything about it working correctly

posting here is like fucking a realistic android

former user of web forum ETI

It’s only a matter of time now boys the posts are being populated and the topics are being initialized

imgay

hentai avatar

riot (neon) riot

i’m gonna reticulate llamaguy’s spline

former user of web forum ETI

From: Figuring Control at 2019-09-15 01:19:54
hentai avatar

nah its not

orgasms are orgasms and that orgasm is shattering

riot (neon) riot

From: Figuring Control at 2019-09-15 01:21:28
orgasms are orgasms and that orgasm is shattering

no shes just going

she slipped in the hentai dialogue

riot (neon) riot

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 01:03:55
who doesn’t have a scale

mines shit

trapped in the zohar

eti loaded but it was just a white page. but something is happening. we got hacked!!!!!!!!! we got wiped!!!!!!

former user of web forum ETI

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 01:22:51

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 01:03:55
who doesn’t have a scale

mines shit

this is the one I got but there are much better ones out there. Mines kinda broken already because this dumbass at work shook it

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KVKFTGQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I can’t believe ETI is dead forever.

n word f word

From: Clock Spider at 2019-09-15 01:25:21

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 01:22:51

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 01:03:55
who doesn’t have a scale

mines shit

this is the one I got but there are much better ones out there. Mines kinda broken already because this dumbass at work shook it

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KVKFTGQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

damnb thats cheep

trapped in the zohar

gotta cop dat

trapped in the zohar

From: wave existence at 2019-09-15 01:27:05
gotta cop dat

there are much better ones out there if you spend even $30

im at casa azul in brooklyn rn

WE HAVE A CONFIRMED POST FROM LLAMAGUY (:

“marcel Today at 6:32 PM
phew”

i hope u like the update. pls enjoi C=

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 00:01:43

From: Tombo at 2019-09-15 00:01:11

From: jalla at 2019-09-14 23:42:26
tombo you were the yeti making that crab manga right?
that owned

yes and thank you. It’s relatively dead now after my last two pages

u should link it so i can find it when ETI is finally back up

http://boards.endoftheinter.net/showmessages.php?topic=9979647

I'm gay

damn i was playing wow when this site was actually active
missed out

bird on skateboard

From: Kelladros at 2019-09-14 23:31:39
can’t believe I can’t even turn off avatars on the therad zone

you can….

bird on skateboard

I can’t do it.

oh it’s buried 3 clicks down

MY UX

i literally added that feature cuz you bitched about it :)

bird on skateboard

boo hoowdy

riot (neon) riot

thanks for using my web sight everyone

bird on skateboard

From: Tiko at 2019-09-15 01:53:17
i literally added that feature cuz you bitched about it :)

how about embedding youtube videos?

Ese Pinche Cabron

thank you for making it tiko!

From: Tiko at 2019-09-15 01:53:17
i literally added that feature cuz you bitched about it :)

yeah i fuckin suck

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 02:00:31
thank you for making it tiko!

From: DatLemur at 2019-09-15 02:00:24

From: Tiko at 2019-09-15 01:53:17
i literally added that feature cuz you bitched about it :)

how about embedding youtube videos?

i’ll probably add this and tweets eventually

bird on skateboard

From: telorast at 2019-09-15 02:01:37

From: iOnlyHaveNightmares at 2019-09-15 02:00:31
thank you for making it tiko!

this sounds more like Tiko is a product and someone is thanking you for using the Tiko product.

eti is down

former user of web forum ETI

uh oh

bird on skateboard

I’m glad I c&p’d my PM to wave existence, otherwise I would have spent 20 minutes typing up a baguette recipe to no one. Saving here:

G is for gluten

I used to do bread back in the old country using a sourdough starter but this time I actually put in the effort to learn what to do. I think you really need a scale so you can calculate your percentages. I followed the techniques here:

but obviously I wasn’t grinding my own flour. He doesn’t use a “poolish”, which I did. This recipe seems good too and does use a poolish, which I used: https://bakerbettie.com/french-baguette-recipe/

I made mine kind of roughly as a sourdough starter that I made a few days ahead of time, but I guess you could do morning of or day before. For mine, I mixed 100g of flour with 100g of water and just a pinch of yeast to get it started, then the next day fed it with 50g of flour and 50g of water, then again the next day with 50g of flour and 50g water so the total was a 1:1 ratio that was 200g of flour and 200g of water. Ideally I could keep going for a week, etc. to have a sourdough starter but I used it all for the bread.

For the bread itself I measured out 225g of flour, 8g of salt and then separately 70g of water with a packet of yeast and a gram or two of the barley malt syrup that I was given for bagels. I let the yeast/malt/water bloom for like ten minutes then mixed everything together, totaling 425g flour, 270g water, 8g salt and however much the yeast weighs, giving me a hydration percentage in the low 60s. You mix this together into a shaggy dough without kneading and let it sit in your bowl for like 10 minutes, and then that’s where the video techniques come in.

Do the slap and fold that he describes, let the dough rest 10-15 minutes, then slap and fold again. Then you move to a 2 hour ferment where every 30 minutes you stretch and fold the dough over itself. He does an 18 hour cold ferment which I didn’t do because I’d already done basically a two day ferment on half of the dough.

Then you divide your dough up into 2-3 portions, let the balls rest a bit, then shape them into a baguette shape while being careful not to deflate your dough, and then let those rise 45 minutes to an hour. Then you score them and bake them at 475F for about 40 minutes. The secret to baguettes is you have a dish of water or a cast iron pan of water in the bottom rack of your over that gives off steam for the whole bake.

I know this was only kind of a recipe, but you’re smart and have baked enough stuff that you can probably piece it together like I did since I combined a few different recipes.

this is like watching someone spasm and thrash to death after being impaled by a stingray

former user of web forum ETI

tiko

the laughing emoji please

ok i added 😂

bird on skateboard

i’m now a loyal thread zone poster

let’s all bake some baguettes

why is eti broken again

i broke it to bring users here
;)

bird on skateboard

devious

the client came back rip

what’s up eti

stuck in a quandre

not eti

it is now

stuck in a quandre

From: ella runciter at 2019-09-15 02:15:16
what’s up eti

thread zone*

From: Tiko at 2019-09-15 02:02:04

From: DatLemur at 2019-09-15 02:00:24

From: Tiko at 2019-09-15 01:53:17
i literally added that feature cuz you bitched about it :)

how about embedding youtube videos?

i’ll probably add this and tweets eventually

jakethedog.gif

Ese Pinche Cabron

intermission music

From: rocinante at 2019-09-15 02:06:40
this is like watching someone spasm and thrash to death after being impaled by a stingray

rip Steve

will marcel ever move to the cloud

marcel will move to the mountain

riot (neon) riot