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mark zuckerberg, bill gates, steve jobs, elon musk, and jeff bezos are on one track

donald trump is on the other

what do you do

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stunt failed

you can’t multi track drift in this scenario w/o derailing the train and killing millions of proletariat

easy

send the train to run over trump, and then I walk over and personally strangle the other 5 myself

I mean, they’re still tied up - they’re not getting off that easily

dum thirsty hors

From: cia at 2018-11-07 17:18:32
you can’t multi track drift in this scenario w/o derailing the train and killing millions of proletariat

in that case, run over the billionaires
we’ll have another chance at the cheeto later

dum thirsty hors

basically i’m less worried about trump than i am about his handlers / the engine of capitalism that gave rise to him and will generate future trumps

dum thirsty hors

jobs is dead already so but if we can kill musk and zuckerberg im really torn on this.

Big Spud

From: cia at 2018-11-07 17:18:32
you can’t multi track drift in this scenario w/o derailing the train and killing millions of proletariat

Some sacrifices are necessary to win the war.

ΠΏΡ€ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠΊΠ°Ρ‚ΠΎΡ€

can I somehow split the trolley in half to run them all over

hon patroller

kill all politicians

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Cat-like Typist

can I multitrack drift that road too

hon patroller

the story it’s based on takes place in a desert

Cat-like Typist

he’s already going full initial d on sand dunes

Cat-like Typist

also I’m going to smoke a big fat blunt while I push the switch that kills all of humanity, may as well get high before we all die

hon patroller

sorry snek

smoke PCP and let God decide

drink DXM and let the goddess supply

I like your avatar btw it’s fucking cute

what is it

I remember when I used to drink that shit. I would stay up at midnight and then chug multiple bottles of cough syrup and then play video games until it impacted me. And then id go the bathroom because it’s the only room in my moms apartment without a window, turn out the lights and then dance alone like a moron to Yeezus. And then wake up at 7 in the morning for school.

Ryuko Matoi From Kill la Kill.

replace steve jobs w warren buffett

i watched sorry to bother you w some ladies on Sunday and was taken aback at how the disruptor character is elon musk

there was a really understated throwaway joke that I really liked, i forget what character said it but they wanted to name their child β€œan american name, like β€œDetroit,β€β€˜β€ which is funny because detroit comes from the french word for river, or something like that

Cassius going to the media w. footage of equisapiens and WorryFree seeing their stock soar was existentially depressing

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